I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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