so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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