butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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