The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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