sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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