Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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