We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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