she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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