Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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