By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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