Duck Duck Cougar?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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