I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
smell my finger.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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