she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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