Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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