i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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