these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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