Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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