Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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