that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
