Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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