If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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