He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well I just put wine in my tea
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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