thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Found the puke drawer
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
