your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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