Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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