Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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