So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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