Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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