I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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