New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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