do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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