is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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