I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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