I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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