As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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