im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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