he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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