I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I don't think brook has ever known best
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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