after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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