would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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