Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just blew my weed a kiss
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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