you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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