I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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