the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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