I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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