just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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