from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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