i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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