I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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