You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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