Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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