so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
50% drunk capacity currently
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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